Top Shitty Headlines, January 18th, 2018

Super Shitty News

Plug-in explain this bullshit doom vr for the switch looks amazing. nintendo labo: a weapon to surpass metal gear 2018 the year of the reasons why i fucking love playing wwe 2k18 nintendo

Other headlines:

Two minors for destroying half million bees u.s.
Down there." lane johnson underdog t-shirt sales have raised over $50,000 for philadelphia schools breakdown of gronk lining up as a pioneer in the u.s.

About SNN

What happens if a robot writes the news? Headlines these days are so over the top and ridiculous at times that I thought it would be interesting to see what happens when you feed a robot all of these sources and let it write the headlines.

Sometimes the headlines are hilarious, sometimes sad, sometimes they make no sense at all. You will notice how the news cycle works in 24 hours periods, stories will sometimes repeate, this is because the selected news sources are posting the same stories over and over again for clicks and attention. is a shitty robot that scrapes RSS feeds of news organizations around the world and creates Markov Chains out of the headlines by category. They are completely random parings of headlines. Every 2 hours the bot scrapes for new stories for the day and creates a random new set of headlines.

Created by: Drew Dahlman
Source Code: Github