Top Shitty Headlines, February 22nd, 2017

Super Shitty News

how the university of washington receiver john ross got help from desean jackson.

Other headlines:

Countries woman arrested for prostitution after offering undercover cop oral sex for taco bell wednesbury man who 'died' 27 times praises hospital staff if he had his way, iceland's president would ban pineapple
tonight's double jeopardy topics cracking story: french artist to entomb himself in rock for a week, then use body to hatch eggs teachers who avoid touching children are guilty of child abuse, experts

About SNN

What happens if a robot writes the news? Headlines these days are so over the top and ridiculous at times that I thought it would be interesting to see what happens when you feed a robot all of these sources and let it write the headlines.

Sometimes the headlines are hilarious, sometimes sad, sometimes they make no sense at all. You will notice how the news cycle works in 24 hours periods, stories will sometimes repeate, this is because the selected news sources are posting the same stories over and over again for clicks and attention. is a shitty robot that scrapes RSS feeds of news organizations around the world and creates Markov Chains out of the headlines by category. They are completely random parings of headlines. Every 2 hours the bot scrapes for new stories for the day and creates a random new set of headlines.

Created by: Drew Dahlman
Source Code: Github