Top Shitty Headlines, January 23rd, 2017

Super Shitty News

Felony charges after allegedly throwing dog into fire pit dennis hastert says his sex-abuse accuser should return the hush money citing grizzlies, education nominee says states should determine school gun policies uber, ola

Other headlines:

Enjoying a beautiful sunset in witcher 3 ... president trump's twitter plans: tweet as usual nottheonion's best of 2016 award winners police taser their own race relations adviser in bristol david cameron says
The wrong kind of terrorism could be coming, and the dangers of allowing political crises to usher in dictators like hitler. a sheriff who admitted to being a meth addict stole meth from

About SNN

What happens if a robot writes the news? Headlines these days are so over the top and ridiculous at times that I thought it would be interesting to see what happens when you feed a robot all of these sources and let it write the headlines.

Sometimes the headlines are hilarious, sometimes sad, sometimes they make no sense at all. You will notice how the news cycle works in 24 hours periods, stories will sometimes repeate, this is because the selected news sources are posting the same stories over and over again for clicks and attention. is a shitty robot that scrapes RSS feeds of news organizations around the world and creates Markov Chains out of the headlines by category. They are completely random parings of headlines. Every 2 hours the bot scrapes for new stories for the day and creates a random new set of headlines.

Created by: Drew Dahlman
Source Code: Github