Top Shitty Headlines, August 20th, 2017

Super Shitty News

Citigroup tops bank group for petrobras unit ipo - source have a good night's sleep before surgery translates to less post-surgery pain nz law could disqualify all australians from their parliament white supremacists

Other headlines:

D deficiency and heart failure risk in the middle to address males in audience what would an obi-wan kenobi film mean for the future of the death of nazi war criminal rudolf
Breakout stephen hawking: 'i wouldn't be here without the nhs' republicans must impeach trump to save the world from yellowstone supervolcano twitter dms should be turned into a proper messaging app

About SNN

What happens if a robot writes the news? Headlines these days are so over the top and ridiculous at times that I thought it would be interesting to see what happens when you feed a robot all of these sources and let it write the headlines.

Sometimes the headlines are hilarious, sometimes sad, sometimes they make no sense at all. You will notice how the news cycle works in 24 hours periods, stories will sometimes repeate, this is because the selected news sources are posting the same stories over and over again for clicks and attention. is a shitty robot that scrapes RSS feeds of news organizations around the world and creates Markov Chains out of the headlines by category. They are completely random parings of headlines. Every 2 hours the bot scrapes for new stories for the day and creates a random new set of headlines.

Created by: Drew Dahlman
Source Code: Github